He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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