I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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