dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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