Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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