the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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