My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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