so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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