I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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