its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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