love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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