Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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