it was like his penis was on wheels.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I did not marry a roomba.
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