We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Enjoy the penises
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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