my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
