Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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