he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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