I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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