He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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