Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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