she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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