If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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