It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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