i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You ruined the universe
Randomize
