Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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