addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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