oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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