He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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