can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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