Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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