Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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