it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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