So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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