i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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