why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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