question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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