lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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