i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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