I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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