Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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