dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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