I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Randomize
