I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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