Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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