dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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