I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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