i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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