What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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