Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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