roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
Stop saving videos when youโre using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks Iโm into that
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