OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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