do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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