He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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