is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It's rum buckets o'clock
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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